The Loop Guide to Clubbing, Drinking, plus West Essex and East London living.

Well 2007 is here! It was about this time 10 years ago that I got a new passport and now I am due one for my next one, how weird is that! Looking at the expiry date 10 years seemed like a period of time only possible to be seen if I had some kind of tardiest or the car from Back to the future. When I think back to my life ambitions then, you could say that not all is going according to plan, number 1. Be a millionaire 2.Married with 3 children to a gorgeous and very rich man who is totally devoted to me, 3.Be dividing my time between here and St Tropez or here and The Hamilton Islands…

To say that my life is way off track is the understatement of the year (well the last 10 years really). The closest I am to being a millionaire in reaching the £125,000 question on the play station version of who wants to be a millionaire, my efforts at finding any husband let alone a rich and good looking one are as unlikely as Mich McManus saying ‘no thanks’ at an all you can eat buffet and as for dividing my time between countries, its very much a case of ‘Rockys or 195, 195 or Rockys’. Not that I am despondent, one day either my goals will change or I will get nearer to them but until then I am wishing on a lot of shooting stars and avoiding all ladders, magpies and anything else that’s unlucky!

On a brighter note! It’s a bloody New Year! Which means Celebrity BB is back! There is a lot to say for Celeb BB when the person you most recognise is Jo from S Club 7, I would have spotted ‘H’ but he has gone a funny shade of auburn and unless he is wearing a blue PVC cat suit and a head mic he is not massively recognisable (oh and he’s gay by the way… never!)…

Ok so clearly I know who Jade and Jack Weed, I mean Tweed are, but as for the rest, it looks like Big Brother has gone into Morrisons and grabbed a few people from the 7 items or less queue. I feel sorry for Jade though think about it, who would want their mum in BB or their boyfriend for that matter? How boring! You can’t flirt, you can’t be yourself, you can’t bullshit because there is always someone there who appreciates that you should not let the truth get in the way of a good story BUT at the same time they are family, so will do anything to embarrass you, on TV or not. If you’ve got an outspoken mum like Jackie or mine you would be always worried what she was going to say next and who wants the whole nation seeing how you really row with your mum, how embarrassing! Plus if you were going out with Jack Weed know for his roving eye you would constantly be worried that he was flirting OR that he was getting more attention than you, adding to the speculation that he is only with you for other reasons than love plus Jack looks like the kind of person that you have to ‘include’ rather than just getting on with it, people like that annoy me I think he has said two words all week.

I am in two minds whether Jack is with Jade for the right reason or not, I think that her fame makes her more attractive to him but then other people go for other qualities in a person and 2 million in the bank is just Jacks thing! Seriously though, it may have started out like that but who’s to say that he hasn’t fallen in love with her by now? She is the type of person that you either love or hate so to spend all that time with her he must feel something other than toleration but then there has been those allegations of him cheating so he could be having his cake and eat it… naughty skinny boy. I hope he is genuine though because I like Jade and I think that out of her ‘family’ on Big Bro she clearly is the only adult and it’s probably been like that all her life… yes I have read her book, it took me two days!

Apart from BB there are lots more exciting things going on in my life at the moment, I promise! I am hosting a Valentines ball at Club 195 on the 17th of Feb which I am V excited about, I am thinking of having Cupid roaming about trying to match people up, so you could be standing there eyeing someone up and instead of leaving it until you have reached mint shot courage, little cupid could pass a note to them for you OR he could blatantly walk up to them and tell them how you feel. I love that idea! I am also going to provide roses for the boys to give to the girls as a sign of their llluurrveee or a sign that they fancy a date, or maybe two or maybe even a loving relationship for a while, before they split up with you, break your heart and make you cry for the same amount of time you were actually with them...leaving you wondering to yourself ‘how did that happen?’ That bloody Rose! My advice? Say no to the Rose! Ha Ha

Until Next Time………………………………………

P.S It is lovely to see that the Loop is bringing people together, there was Christmas party at Rockys that was attended by most that go on the forum, I also spotted a few at Essex and the city on Fridays at Club 195. It is so nice when you are out and someone comes up to you and introduces themselves, making West Essex THE friendliest place in the country!

P.P.S Little message for Chris, I am still waiting for my unlucky 7 to arrive, so far nothing!

P.P.P.S Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie!

P.P.P.P.S. I had a wonderful time at Paul’s mums surprise party on Saturday with the tornado 4! In fact I always have a good night with the tornado 4! Love you all. Carol! xxxxxxXXXXXXXxxxxxxxxxx