The Loop Guide to Clubbing, Drinking, plus West Essex and East London living.

Well this month, apart from being extremely cold and having the cough from hell, I have very little to moan about! Things have been running along smoothly and I have had a very good month. Sophie and I have moved into an amazing new house, its soooo nice it’s like a proper home we have a garden and everything, proper grown up! We went to Ikea the other day and bought loads of homely things we also accidentally stole a plant, we put it in the trolley, wheeled everything out and then realised we hadn’t paid for it, naturally I ran straight back and made them aware of the mistake…

The men situation is pretty much the same as before, I dropped Dan (my ex) to the airport, he is going to work in Croatia for six months it was a bit emotional, it will be the longest we’ve been apart for about 8 years I miss him but I have spoken to him loads, more than I did when he was here so it’s all fine.

I have had a bad month of falling over, firstly at 195 in front of Streetboy and all his mates, naturally he cained me and his younger brother who is a mini Streetboy in the making and a complete wind up kept mentioning it, luckily my friend Lara got on the floor with me and mad out we were breakdancing – I love her! Then at a fireworks party where I was convinced I was going to be attacked by a rocket whilst holding a sparkler, I fell over the decking. Is it me or does the thought of holding a sparkler the wrong way seem like the most dangerous thing in the world? It’s probably no less painful than touching a hot radiator but since that advert about 10 years ago I am convinced that it is near death experience, the power of advertising ah?

The third accident was falling over in my new house whilst sliding on the new wooden floor (my own fault I know) I fell straight on my burnt bum (sunbed) and it really hurt, I am dreading ice or snow this winter I will probably end up breaking something!

When I was younger I was always falling over and hurting myself, always had a grazed knee and the worst was when your tights used to stick to your graze and you had to try and pull in off, not nice. Now when you graze your knee anyone that see’s it automatically thinks it’s a carpet burn haha, err no I really am that clumsy!

I have got two events coming up this weekend, firstly the Battle of the Dj’s at 195 and then a new night that Sophie and I am doing called Cosmopolitan. It’s a girl’s night, with an all female DJ line up and there will be free cocktail shots and chocolates for the ladies, there will be scantily clad men walking round handing them out and we have turned the white suite into a Boudoir! What a great idea it’s about time there were some female promoters on the circuit and if all goes well this week we will be doing it every month so make sure you pay Cosmo a visit!

I am going out a lot more lately, there always seems like there is something to do, I have actually bought myself a diary a bit late for this year I know but I am social butterfly and I keep losing track! It doesn’t help that its soo cold and naturally I never where a coat it just doesn’t seem worth it, its just one more thing to worry about when you’re out enjoying yourself I prefer to dress for the winter in vodka and wine its like a invisible duvet. My Nan has an obsession about keeping warm when I used to stay round there when I was younger she used to tuck me in so tight in bed that I actually couldn’t move until she released me in the morning!

And don’t Nan’s have an obsession with feeding you up? They are the only people that notice that worry about you when you lose weight, you could have lost ½ a pound and they worry, I love my Nonna (I am Italian) she is the worlds biggest worrier and its only because she loves her grandchildren more than anything and that in itself makes me feel warm, so Non you don’t have to worry, your keeping me wrapped up and cosy without even realising it! My mum and dad are the same when it comes to the cold, my mum has the heating on 1000 degrees and my dad always insists on buying me a coat that makes me look like on of the railway children!

I have said it before but I have to say it again but I have such a wicked family they are completely mad and I love it, we have such a laugh and we are so close I wouldn’t change them for the world. Including my younger brother, I say younger (he’s actually30) because when he’s had a drink that’s what he becomes and I have to look after him. We went to a fire works party the other day and I had to force him to drink a pint of water (which I convinced him was vodka) and sit him on a chair, he’s 6”2 and I am 5”3 it’s not fair! Luckily he has a brilliant new flat mate, Alex who looked after him and eventually took him home, well done Alex I feel safe that you are looking after him and welcome to the group!

Well that’s enough of me rabbiting on, I only wish there was something more exciting that I could share with you, or course there is my new wind up show that comes out in January called ‘In Your Face’ that’s exciting. I filmed it with Streetboy (who I used to work with at Kiss) and its going to be on Bravo. Its a bit like a candid camera show, we went around terrorising people all over the country whilst wearing a pair of glasses with a hidden camera in them, so make sure you watch our for that, it’s the first time I have been on TV without worrying what I look like because you don’t actually see us! My dad thinks its idea he always said I had a face for radio so this is the next best thing!

Until next time…

P.S. My friend Ellie and I are going to go on a Inca trail in Peru in March we are doing it for charity! Apparantly you can meet your soul mate on your journey, you never know I could come back with a Perusian tribesman!

P.P.S Make sure you have colonic just before Christmas it prepares you for all that festive indulgence.

P.P.P.S Myself, Ellie and Jade when to the 195 3rd Birthday party a little while and we have an obsession with Martine Mchucheon she is a real life Eliza Dolittle and we do impressions of her all the time, anyway she was only bloody there! But could we find her? No! Perhaps this was a good thing I think we would have a been extremely aggrevating!

P.P.P.P.S My best friends Louise and Danielle came up to battle of the DJ’s this Friday, it was like old times, we went back to Louise’s who has a wicked karaoke machine that actually scores you on how good you are, We sung until 6 in the morning, those poor neighbours I got 98 singing Chitty Chitty bang bang!